So guess who just showed up on the Red Carpet, in a big flowing dress???

You guessed it! SCORE for Pitt Porn! (sidenote: this will be 100% focused on the Pitts, hehe)

And here we go!

7:22: E pans to Brad and Angie getting out of their limo, Brad in a grayish suit, Angie in a flowing strapless brown gown. Laughing out loud Angie trips up a bit on her dress, and her top starts coming down, but Brad to the rescue! Eye-wink

7:26: Guilana DiPandi loses her sh*t because Brad and Angie showed up, and she and Marcia Cross both squeal over their presence, acknowledging that they are "such amazing humanitarians".

7:30: As my BF just said "her tits are ENORMOUS, she has to be pregnant", and wow, who wears that dress unless they are pregnant with twins?? Also, as they interview everyone, they keep Brad and Angie in the main screen, and the interviewee in a small box in the corner! Ha!

7:45: Yay pictures! Laughing out loud

8:00: Awards are starting! And Brad and Angie managed to skip E! Haha, bummer.

8:20: Congrats to the Sopranos for Best Actor, Actress, AND Cast in a Dramatic Series! Well done.

9:20: Pictures of some Pitt Porn at the table!! Eye-wink

9:24: A KISS!!! Finally, a KISS caught by camera! Laughing out loud

9:30: Tribute to SAG members who have passed away. Especially somber, Heath Ledger is shown last. Large applause. Very very sad.

9:37: Angie's dress--- JustJared.com is reporting that

Juliana Cairone dressed possibly pregnant Jolie in a mahogany-colored gown with an abstract version of the Hermes horse print from Cairone’s one-of-a-kind Rare Vintage collection.

9:52: Congrats to Daniel Day-Lewis for his win for Best Actor. Well deserved. He is taking the time to acknowledge and devote his award to Heath, and its very moving. Bravo.

9:54: ANGIES AWARD IS HERE!!

9:56: And the winner is.................. Julie Christie. *sigh* Not this year! But again, a VERY well deserved win. Smiling

10:00: Why, call me Cruise! Tommy is here!! Hehe, presenting Ensemble Cast of the Year. Eye-wink Winner is..... No Country for Old Men! EXCELLENT movie, I loved it. Laughing out loud

10:03: THE END! It was fun! I will have even more Pitt Porn pics for you soon! Laughing out loud

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