So, Im sure all of you have read this by now, but it so awesomely delusional I just HAD to post about it.

Recently, Angelina's ex husband Billy Bob Thornton gave an interview while promoting his new album (gee, coincidence? I think not) and said the following gem:

Via AskMen.com:

Angelina Jolie is going through a "high school phase" by dating Brad Pitt, her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has claimed.

The actor-and-singer has mocked Angelina's relationship with Brad, insisting his ex-wife will soon "wake up" and leave him.

Billy Bob said: "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time."

He added at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters: "Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."

Billy Bob married Angelina in 2000 after they met on the movie set for 'Pushing Tin'.

The pair divorced three years later, with Angelina claiming they had both changed and "had nothing in common".

I hope you are still sitting in your chairs after that one.

Now, the counter points to BBT's insanity:

- While Angelina is nothing but CLASS concerning her exes, even going as far as saying she will always respect and love Billy Bob in her latest interview, he goes around saying things like "Having sex with Angelina Jolie was like having sex with a couch, she just lays there", but didnt you know? Shes DYING to go back to that sexy beast! Brad Pitt WHO!?

- High school phase? Wouldnt the guy she banged in limos, and had a VELCRO room with BE the high school phase?

- Last I checked, there was a time span of over THREE YEARS between Angie's divorce from BBT to when she and Brad got together. Yeah, shes SO over it.

- 4 children. 2 twins on the way. BRAD F*CKING PITT. You tell me thats a phase.

/end rant.